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Opinion “Legal Madness” Part II:

Hillbilly Heaven in the land of Jackpot Justice

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Administrative Law &

Communication Breakdown

 It’s not just the legal system as problems can commence well before cases are filed. In Clark County Nevada the Business License Department Directed by Jacqueline R. Holloway. Every business owner promoting their trade or service or working out of Clark County Nevada is required to register said business and pay an annual license fee. With that in mind one would think that in exchange for the payment a quick scan would reveal other businesses with the same or similar names to eliminate the obvious misconception. Enter the “Appliance Doctor” licensed in Clark County, Nevada since 1989. In 2009 a separate company named the “Appliance Doctor of Las Vegas” was permitted to obtain a business license in Clark County, Nevada despite the identical nature of the names.

A lawsuit was filed by the original owners of “Appliance Doctor” when customers and suppliers confused one company for the other. After years of litigation both companies lie in ruin. The owners of the “Appliance Doctor” a married couple Sam Gravino and Mary Gravino are essentially starting over at the tender ages of 79 and 77 respectively. [11]

Your county government at work!  We previously called for the immediate resignation or termination of Jacqueline Holloway and renew our call for the Commissioners of Clark County to fire Jacqueline Holloway and replace her with someone blessed with a modicum of common sense which remains in short supply in Clark County Nevada. 





Justice and Spirituality

The Widow and the Unjust Judge

[Luke 18:1-8]

Then Jesus told his disciples a parable to show them that they should always pray and keep the faith. He said: "In a certain town there was a judge who neither feared God nor cared about men and there was a widow in that town kept coming to him with the plea, 'Grant me justice against my adversary.”  For some time he refused. But finally he said to himself, “Even though I don't fear God or care about men yet because this widow keeps bothering me, I will see that she gets justice, so that she won't eventually wear me out with her coming!” And the Lord said, "Listen to what the unjust judge says. And will not God bring about justice for his chosen ones, who cry out to him day and night? Will he keep putting them off? I tell you, he will see that they get justice, and quickly. However, when the Son of Man comes, will he find faith on the earth?" [78] So will he?


 Overall the Judges in the Nevada Eighth Judicial District maintained great poise, were timely and almost always called our cases first, which we appreciated. They were knowledgeable of the law and courteous to counselors. Time after time we watched as lawyers postponed or delayed the process while the Judge was ready to go.

Would a phone call have sufficed? Oh that’s right court hearings are reflected differently on client billing statements. It was incredible how much down time lawyers may have billed against client accounts while sitting around only to stand up when called and ask to continue the case.

As a note of empathy it must be most difficult for judges presiding in Clark County Nevada to preside over the daily case load of faceless legions in denial of their dire circumstances their misery and human suffering now amplified in this state of financial decay seldom witnessed in the United States outside of Detroit recently bested by Nevada with the highest unemployment rate in the country. What threshold of pain is required for a judge to resign, ride out this their last term, throw in the towel or gavel and follow their neighbors, friends and former associates out the door as their own communities, home equity, cash and assets they have scrimped, saved and squirreled away over their distinguished public service careers vaporize into the thin desert night air? 

It’s the question for the ages especially in a town built on hard luck.  If you could cut your losses and run would you or risk the loss of everything remaining to gain back some or all of what you have already lost? As a mob boss once said your chances of winning in Las Vegas are slim or none and slim is usually out of town.

XX Media Corruption

Daughters of Anarchy

Coming soon….

Sometimes when Luke Ciciliano praised Darcy Spears he appeared mesmerized his eyes glistening with the misty aura accompanying a virginal climax. We anticipated that one day he would take a knee with head bowed when whispering her name.  He even listed her as a witness for trial and we thought she might support her friends and contributors of her success in court after they appeared as sources in her story against us. But fat chance Darcy Spears was a no show. Up until then we knew we were dealing with a rogue and undisciplined reporter but after that day we realized that Darcy Spears was only in it for her own gratification and her protecting the community from people who would do wrong rap is bullshit.  How sad that Darcy Spears wouldn’t support her friends in their time of need probably on the advice of her lawyer.

We suspected that Darcy Spears works as an investigative reporter for two reasons: {A} to worship the camera seeking more and more air time no matter how bogus the story and {B} to discredit the hard working citizens and businesses of Nevada one person at a time for her own vanity and career elevation destined for network discovery and redemption from the purgatory of her life as another cabal spewing moron.


Exotic Distress


Psychic Voodoo

Part I

Celebrity Deathwatch

       Coming soon…..

We love Barbara Streisand especially when she sold some of her junk on E Bay or was it Craig’s List. Then there is her undying support for hopelessly flawed presidential candidates especially those with an affinity for bowing to Saudi Kings while chastising Israeli attempts to locate their capital to Jerusalem a city claimed as holy to the three great religions of Christianity, Islam and Judaism. We knew Barbara Streisand was a visionary when she allegedly requested a new toilet seat be installed for her when she mounted the throne in her MGM suite. Now the major players in Las Vegas are considering a la carte service where arriving guest check off the boxes like one king size bed or two queens. We see the benefits of both. The King for soft landings and the queens offer one bed for crumbs, to feed the bed bugs, from our late night room service requests while watching David Letterman and the other for sleep.


Other options might include towel service with or without burn holes, cable or rabbit ears, one stripper pole or two, elevator or shaft, and turn down service compliments of impersonators of the winner of the 30th annual female Las Vegan award, wasn’t a teacher available? Yes the star of Peep Show, and America’s nicest doxy Holly Madison.


Both Male and Female Holly Madison look alike costumed performers, modeling white wigs and autographed keepsake commemorative Holly Dolly balloon blow up companions in the famous Las Vegas tradition of trading your money for some plastic junk, are available to appear bedside but only for a privileged few great grandfathers. No one under eighty-eight qualifies for the Dolly special. For a premium a very dark nasty Angel will appear arm in arm with your performer. The perfect gift if you want to scare gramps off the planet and to the promised-land slightly ahead of his time.  


 The Hazmat team special certifies that no bodies or deceased prostitutes are resting between your mattresses and or a limited time the team will wrestle a few bed bugs from underneath your covers emulating swamp people in the snare and finally toilet seats offered in an array of colors and fabric including leather like your steering wheel wrap designed for gripping during the passing of that curry or habanera laced taco meat you swore off the previous night.


More recently Barbara lent a dress and other accessories to Jennifer Anniston for a fashion photo session and rumored for a movie too! We love Barbara Streisand and think that her personal life is off limits. So get off her! Great singers and actors should be judged based on their body of work. After all Mary Poppins, The Sound of Music and Victor Victoria remain our favorite movies. What?


We would be remiss though in not commenting on the greatest public meltdown we can remember. It is sad to see a fellow Catholic abandon their faith and embrace themselves as their own higher power, unable to maintain martial or other deep relationships, launch into vulgar profanity laced tirades on television while sabotaging their career, demonstrating regressive behavior in attacks on others, surrounding oneself with enablers believing their version of comic relief is funny while the world watches aghast as their deconstruction rooted in denial and inability to emote their own feelings projecting their repressed anger onto others while rendering their life a human train wreck attracting tens of millions of drive by glances and now verbally attacking children as a further demonstration of their inability to relate to anything in the world other than from the perspective of a spoiled brat let alone accept ageism as a natural process meant to guide us closer to spiritual communion with Almighty God, But enough about Kathy Griffin.



Executive Seduction 

For the wisdom of this world is foolishness with God. For it is written, "He has taken the wise in their craftiness." [1 Corinthians 3:19-World English Bible][102]

We would be remiss in not mentioning the ability of Les Moonves contemplating snatching defeat from the jaws of victory. Les baby, take a powder. No need to shipwreck the brand name by acquiescing to a punk junkie with bad teeth and whose dog was so allegedly malnourished when rescued by the Saintly Denise Richards that it later died especially when your cargo hold is loaded with such insane talent as Chuck Lorre a master craftsman attaining fluency in drawing millions of repetitive viewers week after week, month after month and year after year. Why mess with a good thing? As for wild thing, hardball is the only game he understands. Les Moonves you helped create this monster now you must protect society from his insanity.  Why expend sacred resources on rehabilitating a goofy has been when your year is looking great especially after Katie Couric drafts her last payment dropping your variable costs by $15M? The savings from the self sabotaging self hatred fueled departure of numb nuts will further trim your freight tab padding the bottom line by a whopping $30M+. It’s time to do more with less like everyone else! So Les Moonves who are you? Who, Who, Who, Who?



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